macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever